I'm on a roll.....

In the last 24 hrs I have: gotten a "surprise" from Knox's diaper on my hand, had watermelon juice spilled on me (by Knox), had a 32oz iced tea poured all over me and into my new running shoes (after he pulled off the top and promptly dropped my keys in) had Nonnie's dog Spunky eat my shoe, been pee'd on, had smushed banana rubbed all over my wedding ring and hands,  and to top it all off...when I was walking I got poo'd on by a bird. Yep, in the hair, down the face and on the shirt........awesome!